EnactJudo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[It's Cowboy Time]

fuck yeah

[Mural]

Adorable, I love it

[Dat Cloud]

I found this to be a well thought out, magical experience on the artisty of the majestic boner.

[Legend of Korra]

lol

[ZTV News Promo]

rofl how much did you have to pay Caxx to voice that

[TOME Episode 03]

I want to hate this but I really can't.

You made a lot of effort to add better movement instead of having the characters stand around lifelessly. The fighting scenes are still awkwardish but I can see the effort. There was somewhat of a hook mid-way, and the villians were not horrible(though the demon villain was a little excessive with the sop story.)

You are still piss poor on a lot of the diologue- especially at the points where the three women were chatting.

Also that guy that sings the theme song at the end can't sing for shit.

[The Pig's Head]

Not bad at all- but I found some of the tweening a little rough and sloppy. It seemed to show the most during the side view shot of the woman walking.

As for interpretation- it's either about how an affair may happen in a stale marriage, or maybe an ode to cats Vs. husbands.

[Poptart]

Haha, this is one of those movies that is so awful it's brilliant.

googoohead responds:

You got it!xD

[The Two Princesses]

Not bad at all

Overall impressive work, it was interesting to the end, but I had a few nitpicks with it. The audio quality was fairly bad, and I think you could have done a better job with it. Judging from the grain I'd even say you might have recorded the tune with a handheld microphone. Whether you invested some time into getting a better microphone, some editing software, tweaking the audio quality in flash when you export or even simply adding subtitles would have made it better.

Another note that bothered me narrative-wise was that I wasn't exactly sure which of the twins was dead after you announced it. You gave names, but I wasn't quite sure whether it was the one who liked dresses or the one that liked books until I replayed it. It probably happened because I didn't quite catch their names at the beginning (because of the audio), but it really wouldn't have hurt to add a little more description in the narrative (Say for example: Then Dalhia, "The quiet one", fell ill.")

[TOME Episode 02]

Well, you'd make the Chinese proud

You know, quantity over quality.

So let me get down to the chase. I didn't bother reviewing the last one because I'd have just been wasting my keystrokes. And I shouldn't review this one because I'll just be wasting my keystrokes. But I'll still point out all my nitpicks, because I feel like wasting my keystrokes.

1:
The villains really are awful. They're so stereotypically black that it makes me cringe. You have the "Cynical thug hacker" who follows in the steps of Mickey the dick with the " I hate video games" spheal (but at least Hotdigitydemon has creativity). Then you have the crazy "Jibba-jabbering" black racoon- ironically named "coon", who is even worse.
1-2:
How I would fix this: In terms of the green blob villain, you should make him aloof and despondent- as if he's say, a stoned teenager with nothing better to do than make money off of trolling the internet. He could still maintain the "doesn't give a fuck" attitude that way too.

As for the Black racoon- christ just stop yourself every time you think it's a good idea for him to say "WHACHOO SAY" or "BROTHA YOUSE ACTIN A FOOL".

Also that female villian had really bad dialogue. "Now my little keylime...!" AUGH.

2:
Characters are lame and cheesy.
The list is too long to point out everything. I hate your self insert, and how you write his dialogue in a mary sue fashion- how he's always written to be cleverer in conversations and being generally liked be everyone despite being a rather obnoxious and unlikeable character. I hate everything about Nylocke. Every time the female character dutifully comforts the other characters I cringe. I don't have major beef with the others except that they're cutouts from other animes (EX: Underdog main character who omg is actually super power, Dark mysterious loner who omg has heart of gold and best of intention.)

2-2:
How I would fix this: Learn what a Mary Suethor does and stop doing it. Stop making Nylocke state those obnoxious titles- just because a handful of Japanese characters can do it without being awful doesn't mean you can. Stop playing into cliches- like the girl who loves to comfort and bake cookies and the weak boy trying to impress her.

3:
You continuously state obvious and unnecessary detail. A big pool of green slime with a big "Danger" written in red above it. The villains and rivals pausing mid fight to tell their fucking life story like every god-awful Japanese cartoon. Shit like this.
3-2:
How I would fix this: Try reading a book, taking writing classes and or observing cartoon writing that is massively appealing- not just those cheesy animes you like.

4:
Music is rather shabby.

4-2:
How I would fix this: uh, better music.

And last my biggest point- the fact you ignore everyone. What, do you think you can just get a million dollar budget to create a show then fucking ignore everything the producers tell you? Not happening bub.

I could go on but fuck man so many keystrokes.